Heyhey guess what?

I dyed my hair, that's what!!

I tried to dye it white-blonde, cause that's what the color of the girl's hair on the picture on the box was, except it didn't come out right, cause I guess I rinsed it out too soon, but that's ok, cause I think-- no, I know I'd look like a moron if my hair was white-blonde.

Now my hair is an odd color stuck between blonde and strawberry-blonde. When I get a hold of my sister's camera, I'll post a picture of me.

Cause I know you all are just absolutely craving a photo of Me, Myself, & I.

...(sigh.)

Soooo...

I'm enrolled in Dual Enrollment at PJC now. So my schedule is PRETTY FUCKIN' AWESOME!!! XD

I go to school Monday through Thursday. Mondays and Wednesdays, I have English Comp I and College Algebra from 9:00 - 11:45 AM.

Tuesdays and Thursdays I have Biology I and Economics I from 10:30 - 1:05 AM - PM. Tuesdays, I have the Biology I Lab.

Then I have lunch, go to the mall (which happens to be located right across the street from the campus), then go get in some volunteer hours at my mother's office, *fake happy voice* where I gain valuable work experience in administative tasks and duties!! *end fake happy voice*

Oh, hey! You wanna know why I dyed my hair?

Ok, I'll tell you!!

I dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for Halloween. Let me tell you how that went:

Last Saturday, as I'm sure you all know, was Halloween. I figured I would just stay home and watch TV like I ain't got nuthin' to do, cause I'd figured that I wouldn't have anything to do.

...Well, it just so happens that I've been hangin' with Shnoodles a lot, cause we're goin' to school together. AAAnd so I spent the night at her house Thursday night, an ended up just spending the night at her house on Friday, too.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL, my mother got it in her head that I haven't been doing what I'd said I'd be doing. Which I haven't, but I'd only said I'd be home at 7:00 the Thursday morning after I' spent the night at Shnoo's house, then I'd be home at 10:00 the next Friday after I spent the night at her house.

Mother fucker decided she'd keep me home on a Saturday night. The Halloween Saturday night, no less, and after I'd gotten all prettied up as Marilyn Monroe. I got the pretty white dress, like the one she's wearing in that famous photo of her holding her dress down on top of that vent, you know the one? (If you don't, you're a moron. There's no excuse.)

I even wore the shoes that tore holes in my feet about a month and a half ago!! (The shoes gave me blisters. I think they've scarred over, now.)

I'm sooooo pissed!!!!! at my fucking mother!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! *growls*

She's decided she's putting me on restriction from the following:
No barns (Shnoo has two horses out in Milton)
No horses (again, Shnoo's horses out in Milton)
No slumber parties (I've only slept over with Shnoo three times since middle school, and then I'm not sure if I ever did sleep over with her in middle school.)
No riding with Ashley (aka Shnoodles aka Shnoo)

Well, I've decided my mother can go suck my big, fat, hairy man-balls. (Ewww, gross imagery.)

So tonight I'm not going to tell her that I'm sleeping over at Shnoo's, and just do whatever the FUCK I want. (cause I'm badass like that.)

I am in such a good mood. AHHH! (sigh!)

Well, I gotta go to class now!! Yaaay, Biology. (sarcasm there)

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